Fake Girlfriend
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So... you've lied and said you have a girlfriend—but you also said it's a long distance relationship?
It's kinda hard to fake those things, isn't it? At least on your own, without outing yourself. I can help! Whether it's to get your parents off your back, hide the fact that you have a boyfriend, get you friends to stop trying to set you up or OTHERWISE, I'm your girl.
Texts, calls, Facetime/video calls, just about anything you need to convince someone. I'm obviously going to need a bit of info about you though if you want me to talk to someone. Y'know, it'd be shitty if I accidentally let the cat out of the bag, right?
If you're local, I'll totally even meet up in real life!
I can also be a fake boyfriend, though naturally with more limited resources. Text and pictures pulled from one place or another that are changed enough a tech savvy friend can't do a reverse google image search and find it.
I'm your girl!
[I'm calling 2 weeks a unit for the sake of charges]
Oh! And, if your girlfriend is British for whatever reason, I can actually do a natural-sounding accent for calls, just a note. ♥
Training & Qualifications
I watch a lot of Catfish: The TV Show and want to use my powers for good.
Availability & Preferences
Depends on when you need me, really.